Bad First Date

BAD FIRST DATE TIPS FOR MEN

Be Disrespectful
Women don't understand why guys show up half an hour late. It's really rude to have your date waiting. Also, crude jokes that are considered offensive or sexist should never be told.

Be Flashy
Guys need to stop showing off and talking about your car. Girls could care less about how much horse power your engine has. Talking about your major, career, how brilliant or financially successful you are makes for boring conversations.

Be Feminine
Try to shy away from foods such as salad. If you do order a salad, make sure you finish it. Garlic breath is more attractive than a man that can't finish a low calorie meal.

Bash on the Lady
No matter what she majored in, does for a living, who her friends are, do not tell her that her decisions suck or how much her life sucks.

Give Your Date Partial Attention
Talking about your former girlfriends or flirting with other women during your date will guarantee the end of your dating relationship with her.

BAD FIRST DATE TIPS FOR WOMEN

Break the #1 First Date Etiquette Rule for Women
Look beautiful. Avoid taking a shower, putting on makeup, and dressing nicely.

Break Date Etiquette Rule #2 for Women
Don't have first date sex. Having first date sex is probably the quickest path for a guy to treat you as a fling.